Astrology Reports

Saturday, March 8, 2014

My Stubborn Mother

I love my mother, but...(and no, Dr. Phil, making a statement and including a "but" doesn't always erase everything before the "but"). Read Oh, MY MOTHER! to find out why.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Where's My Mommy/Grandma Manual?

Situations like what happened yesterday give me pause for reflection. I remember events that occurred when my kids were young and instead of responding appropriately, I burst out with laughter.

For the first time yesterday, I caught my 2-year-old granddaughter lying to me. We had been playing with the empty paper towel holder, talking into it, listening as the other spoke into it, peering at each other's eyes, nose, and mouth, etc. Well later, I saw it on the carpet and you can see by the photo Avery's little teeth marks, so I asked her, "Avery, how did this get wet?"

Avery shrugged her shoulders and said, "I don't know."

I said, "Yes, you do know. How did it get wet?" She pointed to the sink and said, "It got wet," which was supposed to indicate that somehow the paper towel holder had made it into the sink and the sink had bitten it. Memories of my own kids' childhoods flashed before my eyes. I scolded my mouth, "Don't smile! Don't smile! Don't you even think about laughing!" 

But my mouth disobeyed me and I broke up laughing. Later I watched her grab her brother's book bag, throw it into the bathroom, and shut the door.

I think we're in trouble.

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Friday, December 20, 2013

Renovation Plans For When I Win the Lottery!

For six years I have been living in a manufactured home. I love this home – I really can't afford this home – but love it. And if I find a couple of roommates, I would most definitely be able to afford to renovate this home. 

When I remove the decorations and Christmas tree, I'm going to want to change things. Lately I've been wanting to paint the walls – I even asked my kids to paint them for me as a Christmas present, but so far, nobody is offering. Could it be that everybody is busy? Oh, yes! 

For a manufactured home, this one is actually very nice, but the carpeting is old and it was never placed properly – even before I moved in. So new carpeting would be first on my list. And in the space between the dining room and the family room, I'd like to put a wall with a wide opening that curves on both sides – very much like the entryways curve in older homes. Right now I have two white wooden rails that separate my dining room from my sunk-in family room. I love the idea of curving my entryway.

But any renovation costs money (I'm waiting to win the lottery, and winning the lottery requires buying a ticket). Though my neighbor helps out a lot, I wouldn't want to ask him for such a major job. So where do I look? 

I would probably start with BuildDirect reviews to see what others have to say about local builders, look at the jobs they've performed, and make my decision based on the opinions of others who have actually used their services. I love the way the homes look on their Facebook page.

In the meantime, I'm scouting my Facebook page for possible roommates to help me afford this new venture ;)

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Rules of Exercising

   For a long time I didn't allow any kids on my stationary bicycle after my kids broke the first one I had. Decades later I finally bought a new one and NO ONE was allowed to ride it. 

But it sits next to my treadmill in my family room now and because everything is open and I can see what goes on in the family room from the kitchen and dining room, I decided to allow my grandkids to use the treadmill as long as they followed the rules. The rules are to walk slowly when babies are around and to hold onto the sides or the handles depending on the child's height.

When winter weather came around, I decided that as long as my grandkids followed a few simple rules (not sitting on the wheels and riding it only if their feet could touch the pedals), they could ride my exercise bike. Great idea, right? 

My 2-year-old granddaughter, however, unable to figure out how to ride the bike with her feet in the pedals, devised this new sitting position that allowed her to at least sit on the bike.

Gotta give her credit for her ingenuity.

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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Future Tattoo Artist?

"I'll be right back," I told Avery, after I sat her down with some paper and a pen. She scribbled on the paper and I made a mad dash up the stairs to grab a diaper and some wipes. In the probably 45 seconds it took me to climb the stairs, grab the diaper and wipes, and run back down the stairs, this is what I found upon my return. 

So how did I handle the situation? "WOW, look Avery! You drew an "A" (notice her left hand). But next time use the paper I gave you, OK?"  

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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Sibling Rivalry With a 12-Year Difference

Think your children won't argue when the age difference exceeds 10 years? Read Lions & Elephants and tell me if you've had the same experience.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Put Humpty Dumpty Together with Asthma!

When I'm at my youngest daughter's home, her kids often play in the back yard with neighborhood kids. Ages range from almost 2 to 9. Yesterday, as I was sitting in the shade, one little 6-year-old boy brought me a broken Humpty Dumpty egg.

"Can you fix it?" he asked me.

"I can try," I told him. "Let me see it."

So he handed me the cracked egg and I attempted to repair it, noticing that it would latch on one side, but the other side was broken.

"I don't think I can fix this side," I said, pointing to it. I noticed he was breathing heavily and I could hear him wheezing. As an asthmatic, I'm sensitive to the sounds of an impending attack. "Do you have asthma?" I asked him.

"No," he responded, "but I think we have wood glue."

(photo credit: Cover of a 1904 adaptation of Humpty Dumpty by William Wallace Denslow.)

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