My son came in from Virginia the other day and while he, his two sons, my oldest daughter, and I were eating dinner, Kaden asked about marriage and having kids. He said he wanted kids.
Curious, I asked Kaden, "How many kids do you want?"
"One or two," he nodded as if he was quite sure those were the numbers.
"Yeah," his dad agreed, thinking that any more than two would be costly, "kids are expensive."
Immediately Kaden responded, "Well, yeah, if you BUY them."
Oh, how I love our conversations!